Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...