You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...