Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...