Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
SOTALLY TOBER
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Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...