Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...