About one mile a day!
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A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Halls of Justice
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You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...