An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...