King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Seashore with family
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...