Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...