You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...