I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...