NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...