Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
College Courses for Women
1…Silence, the final frontier – Where no woman has gone before.2…The undiscovered side of...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...