You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...