Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...