I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...