An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...