Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...