To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...