Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...