An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...