Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....