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A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Right Leg
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“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
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Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
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wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
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Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...