How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...