Confucius say…
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Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
The “Polish Virus”.
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A Mother Cow
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What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
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Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...