The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...