To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....