Alphabet
Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC’s...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...