Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...