Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.