Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...