The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...