On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...