Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...