After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...