George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.