Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
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Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
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A Prayer Before Dying
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If Operating Systems Were Beers
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Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
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A reason for divorce
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A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Top 10 things men know about women.
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