Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...