Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...