Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...