Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...