Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...