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What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Snowboarding lesson
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More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.