Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...