Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...