A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...