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A morese-quito!
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One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
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The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Whats the world weakest animal?
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elephant sex
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Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!