Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...