The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...