Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...