What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...